Author(s): Steven Gauge

Humour

'History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.' Winston Churchill 'Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil servant. It doesn't work and it can't be fired.' General Sir Walter Walker Order, order! After a long day at the dispatch box, when your honourable friend's white paper has made you feel green and your poll ratings have slumped to a new low, hunker down in Speakers' Corner with this grand coalition of political quips and quotes - you'll be ready to take on the opposition at any time!